tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post2265643286023362976..comments2023-10-23T13:52:16.597-04:00Comments on Nursery Rhymes and Curse Words: Peace Out, Girl Scouts. Did I Say Peace Out? I Meant Fuck YouJaclynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-45743167006960513092012-02-01T22:05:47.763-05:002012-02-01T22:05:47.763-05:00@bitchinmommy- Selena gets all the credit. My blog...@bitchinmommy- Selena gets all the credit. My blog masturbates to her in the shower.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-16846926150026017632012-02-01T13:35:13.621-05:002012-02-01T13:35:13.621-05:00Blog boner, OMFG. I snorted.
By the way, it'...Blog boner, OMFG. I snorted. <br /><br />By the way, it's because of Selena's FB post I found you. Just making sure you credit that boner to the right source. ;)bitchinmommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04045991239483784494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-4820117264186730292012-01-31T22:23:01.667-05:002012-01-31T22:23:01.667-05:00@Gia- I'm not responsible for Girl Scout cooki...@Gia- I'm not responsible for Girl Scout cookies purchased as a result of this post<br /><br />@Nadine- I was going to buy you cookies, you crazy bitch. I'm just waiting for those whores to show up at the train station.<br /><br />@Wendy- I fucking hate Girl Scout time. Luckily, Rodolfo doesn't like cookies so I don't have to worry about him bringing any home.<br /><br />@FDN- Don't worry, Nancy Kerrigan. Your secret is safe with me.<br /><br />@Misty- I remember selling them door-to-door too. Until my Dad ate a bunch of boxes and never paid for them cause he's a deadbeat and got me kicked out of Girl Scouts.<br /><br />@Selena- Share the fuck out of it! I'm getting a blog boner just thinking about it. I'm always excited about new commenters, so keep them coming!<br /><br />@Leslie- I work in that kind of place too. Those fuckers are making me fat...ter. Fertility treatments are the fucking worst. Let me know how it's working out for you!Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-73088337727050558292012-01-31T12:55:29.589-05:002012-01-31T12:55:29.589-05:00OMG...thanks a lot. I'm afraid I will now have...OMG...thanks a lot. I'm afraid I will now have to kill you. Must have thin mints right this minute. I'm still 25 lbs overweight from fertility treatments and the place I work, which I call the "most eatenest workplace ever," where ne'er a day goes by without some type of celebration.LeslieCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-21737287626782745572012-01-31T10:35:18.099-05:002012-01-31T10:35:18.099-05:00BWAaaahahahahahaha! You called the girl scouts (a...BWAaaahahahahahaha! You called the girl scouts (and I quote) "WHOREBAGS"! HAHAHAHAHA. I am sharing this one on my facbook page.Selenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17956011036988205985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-54600469651169400932012-01-30T09:28:19.074-05:002012-01-30T09:28:19.074-05:00Dear Bad Friend Who Didn't Order Her BFF Cooki...Dear Bad Friend Who Didn't Order Her BFF Cookies,<br /><br />My boyfriend loves me and bought me cookies from my little cousin. It's like you don't even love me anymore. It's not like I spent every day with you in the hospital or something, and I can't even cash in that good deed for some cookies? Fuck that, I will never accompany you to an MRI ever again!!!<br /><br />Your ex bffl,<br />Nadine<br /><br />PS see you on Sunday.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03490248458464589500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-42822312378629404212012-01-27T12:09:14.889-05:002012-01-27T12:09:14.889-05:00We have girl scouts in the neighborhood so they ac...We have girl scouts in the neighborhood so they actually come to the door to sell them and then deliver them right to us when they arrive. RIGHT TO OUR DOOR! And you can't resist those adorable faces when they come knocking, so you just HAVE TO buy at least a box or two. Right?<br /><br />Did you say Lemon? Yum. Now I want some damn cookies.<br /><br />P.S. I was a girl scout. Selling those fucking cookies isn't a barrel of laughs, either. Those bitches be competitive, and they give out prizes for most sold, and my mom was in sales. Yeah, I hated girl scout cookie time. Hated it.Mistyhttp://mistyslaws.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-73220691153204511832012-01-27T03:41:37.911-05:002012-01-27T03:41:37.911-05:00Once upon a time, in a faraway land, long long ago...Once upon a time, in a faraway land, long long ago, when figure skating (shut up) was too expensive, my mother shoved me into Girl Guides. <br /><br />I fucking HATE those cookies. The only ones I like are their rip-off's of Fudgee-o's and lets face it, if I want fresh cookies, I'm going to make my own goddamn cookies.<br /><br />RESIST THE URGE! <br />You can do it.Front Desk Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07585215001565044222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-11000296777700893502012-01-26T22:05:53.669-05:002012-01-26T22:05:53.669-05:00I am so with you on this. As soon as I read this p...I am so with you on this. As soon as I read this post I warned Chris that he best not be thinking of buying any. Last year he brought home FOUR BOXES of thin mints. I just warned him about bringing them into this household and the wrath that will come down upon his head if he does so.Wendyhttp://redpaperumbrella.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-69226192820709177722012-01-26T16:40:07.725-05:002012-01-26T16:40:07.725-05:00Order me some cookies. I'll take all the samo...Order me some cookies. I'll take all the samoas please. This isn't a joke. GET NADINE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03490248458464589500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-61623513105165513842012-01-26T12:24:02.069-05:002012-01-26T12:24:02.069-05:00This made me crave thin mints.This made me crave thin mints.Giahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.com