tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post2337726100296235939..comments2023-10-23T13:52:16.597-04:00Comments on Nursery Rhymes and Curse Words: The Teething MonsterJaclynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-26928412309629591972011-09-22T16:45:36.241-04:002011-09-22T16:45:36.241-04:00Also? Yes we can totally be besties :)Also? Yes we can totally be besties :)Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-39797504495865156672011-09-22T16:45:02.904-04:002011-09-22T16:45:02.904-04:00Thanks Wendi and AbsoluteMommy. I always love new...Thanks Wendi and AbsoluteMommy. I always love new readers!<br /><br />As for calling Caitlyn an asshole... yeah, did you notice how I put the word "kid" after "motherfucker" up there when I was wishing her to sleep? I needed it to be very clear that I was calling the universe motherfucker and that I would NEVER call my kid that. Because I'm a top-notch parent like that and I draw the line at calling her an asshole :)Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-54290605820729957142011-09-22T12:10:51.359-04:002011-09-22T12:10:51.359-04:00I love you for that fact that you called your chil...I love you for that fact that you called your child an asshole. I do this daily to both kids. Sometimes I've called them whores. Sue me. Second, the teething is fight club is genius. And my husband also has this insane ability to ignore everything that is being destroyed in the environment around him. Both kids could be murdering the cat, setting the house on fire, and I could have my head in our gas oven and he would still be sitting on the couch eyes glued to Super Troopers. Can we be best friends?<br />PS I love this blog. <br />Megan <br />www.absolutemommy.blogspot.comAbsoluteMommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09316263511770775288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-59341309388204869172011-09-22T09:41:28.274-04:002011-09-22T09:41:28.274-04:00"Teething is like Fight Club." Genius."Teething is like Fight Club." Genius.Wendihttp://www.wendiaarons.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-29800281082487706472011-09-20T13:41:56.842-04:002011-09-20T13:41:56.842-04:00Wow Angie, that SUCKS. Teething is the worst thin...Wow Angie, that SUCKS. Teething is the worst thing ever. And don't you love when they are just cranky for the sake of being cranky? They want you to pick them up and then they are annoyed that you are holding them and squirm away. Then you put them down and they are whining to be picked up. Teething is such a bitch!Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-13746287964597797712011-09-19T21:42:45.010-04:002011-09-19T21:42:45.010-04:00I am laughing my butt off, because I so get this. ...I am laughing my butt off, because I so get this. How can men tune out all this crap? Alice woke every hour, nursed every two, and was just up to kick the bed and pat my face from 3 to 4:30 on Saturday night. HAHAHA.Mother Knows Best Reviewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07127811116486063201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-5516329387206812772011-09-19T15:56:37.484-04:002011-09-19T15:56:37.484-04:00@Jen- mini bagels? GENIUS. I'm definitely goi...@Jen- mini bagels? GENIUS. I'm definitely going to try that. Probably at 2:30 in the morning.<br /><br />@Mistylaws- I HAVE those and it's the husband's responsibility to actually put them on. Which I'm still waiting for. And booze sounds like an excellent idea.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-49999346390075487062011-09-19T15:35:09.657-04:002011-09-19T15:35:09.657-04:00Oh man, I remember those days. I feel for ya chic...Oh man, I remember those days. I feel for ya chica, I really do. There isn't really anything I can say to help, except if you prefer her not flinging things out of drawers, they sell these handy dandy things at One Step Ahead that I use to keep my wee one out (he's a climber too, so I'm afraid he will open drawers and be on top of his changing table in the middle of the night and then decide he's an acrobat). <br /><br />Also, booze in the bottle. Just kidding. Sort of.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-76023842037797346232011-09-19T14:42:14.340-04:002011-09-19T14:42:14.340-04:00I used to put mini bagels in the freezer and let t...I used to put mini bagels in the freezer and let the short people gnaw on those -- worked wonders. Also, if you dilute a few drops of clove oil in ice water and rub it on her gums it doesn't taste as nasty as Anbesol and numbs her right up. Good luck!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11099937803169146205noreply@blogger.com