tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post7631632170868995055..comments2023-10-23T13:52:16.597-04:00Comments on Nursery Rhymes and Curse Words: Things That Are Irritating MeJaclynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-72071176064917176872011-11-10T16:34:05.921-05:002011-11-10T16:34:05.921-05:00@misty- you know, it's funny because I wrote t...@misty- you know, it's funny because I wrote this a few days ago, so I went back to reread it to find out exactly how crazy I sounded when I talked about the guilt, and how every time I think about leaving my child for a week I feel like I might cry. And then I realized that I didn't even need to say it. Because EVERY OTHER MOTHER ON THE PLANET knows I feel guilty without my ever having to say it. Thanks for understanding and responding to my only thinly-veiled crazy :)Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-761483854796307462011-11-10T13:03:33.567-05:002011-11-10T13:03:33.567-05:00I would never suggest you were PMSing. Wouldn'...I would never suggest you were PMSing. Wouldn't think of it. Doesn't sound like that at all!<br /><br />First, do not feel guilty about leaving your kid. That does not make a bad mother, that makes the BEST POSSIBLE MOTHER, EVER! I am totally not joking about this or even being sarcastic (I know, really, it's me). And here is why . . . as a mother that does every fucking thing for her kid, you need time every once in a while to get away from said kid to recharge yourself and just have fun and be YOU and not MOMMY. It is essential for mental health and good parenting. Do not let me hear you again say you feel guilty for leaving that kid, unless you are leaving her in the car whilst getting a mani/pedi, because then we have to talk. Otherwise? If she is properly taken care of during that time, she will be fine, you will be fine, you will miss each other, but it will be the best fucking thing you can do for you AND for her. The End.<br /><br />**stepping off preachy soap-box . . . now** :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-85261178432575043452011-11-03T15:41:20.937-04:002011-11-03T15:41:20.937-04:00@Angie- WHEN DID YOU CUT HER HAIR??? NOOOOO!!!
@M...@Angie- WHEN DID YOU CUT HER HAIR??? NOOOOO!!!<br /><br />@Megan- The tampon box idea is GENIUS. And as much as I'm looking forward to my booze coma, I kinda feel like a horrible mother for planning to leave my child for a week to get drunk.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-36945460447304022542011-11-02T19:56:46.464-04:002011-11-02T19:56:46.464-04:00Lollipops are the devils work on clothes, carpets,...Lollipops are the devils work on clothes, carpets, blankets, and Barbie hair. Sent straight from Satan himself along with those lollipop kids... Seriously the shit nightmares are made of.<br />Also if I were you I'd hide the candy in your tampon box, because if your husband is anything like mine, he would never touch it ever. <br />Finally I'm very green with envy at this vacay... Without kids, in a booze coma. Plan it, do it, enjoy it.<br />Also if fuckers can't respond to the event, and show up anyway, tell them they are shit out of luck since they didn't respond to the facebook event. Assholes.<br />Lots of love forever,<br />MeganAbsoluteMommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09316263511770775288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-63082988315549203232011-11-01T20:56:11.991-04:002011-11-01T20:56:11.991-04:00Alice had her first sucker while getting her bangs...Alice had her first sucker while getting her bangs trimmed. Shirt. Ruined.Mother Knows Best Reviewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07127811116486063201noreply@blogger.com