tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post8219117096500980617..comments2023-10-23T13:52:16.597-04:00Comments on Nursery Rhymes and Curse Words: Doggie StyleJaclynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-603574027436426122011-10-13T15:21:50.474-04:002011-10-13T15:21:50.474-04:00@Misty- I'm seriously just waiting for the day...@Misty- I'm seriously just waiting for the day Caitlyn says fuck. It is inevitable.<br /><br />@Angie- all that shit really happened. It's going to take some work to keep her off the pole.<br /><br />@Megan- That's what happened when Caitlyn started saying "asshole". She STILL says it but she still won't say mommy EVER.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-59327762146897058022011-10-13T13:16:13.275-04:002011-10-13T13:16:13.275-04:00This is funny shit! I've seen a commercial si...This is funny shit! I've seen a commercial similar to that on cable. And yes, I think that it is a transformer. As long as it doesn't have a face on it. Yes, I seriously just said a FACE ON IT. Why? Well at my "naughty" bachelorette party I was given a beautiful purple dildo with, you guessed right, a smiling face on the end. NICE!<br />As for the "parrot" in the room. In passing one day I called my husband a "douche", at the time my Caitlin said things like "ba" "mama" and "da". Suddenly she was roaming the house shouting "douche".<br />You have to fuck up way worse than doggie style to get that mom card revoked... Just saying!<br />Love ya!<br />Megan<br />PS: I'm still laughing at Nadine! and the word verification is "buning" hmmmAbsoluteMommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09316263511770775288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-66966332142769763612011-10-11T20:48:17.960-04:002011-10-11T20:48:17.960-04:00I don't know if I laughed harder at this post ...I don't know if I laughed harder at this post or Nadine's comment. Clearly the duct tape has not worked.Mother Knows Best Reviewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07127811116486063201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-89391453529736630102011-10-11T14:33:30.496-04:002011-10-11T14:33:30.496-04:00Yeah, I've learned that when they can start to...Yeah, I've learned that when they can start to parrot, it's time to mumble that shit under your breath. If it makes you feel better, that knowledge still didn't stop me from saying in the car yesterday, loud and clear "oh, that's the Fucker that's holding everyone up," while my kids were in the backseat. And only the 3 year old had his headphones on. So, I'm waiting for the 6 year old to incorporate that phrase in one of his school essays any day now. I'm an excellent parent. Any day now, that pulitzer for superior parenting will be heading my way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-50801131109997987402011-10-11T11:24:33.576-04:002011-10-11T11:24:33.576-04:00Poor kid is NEVER going to live that shit down.Poor kid is NEVER going to live that shit down.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-48229091338315650072011-10-11T10:06:22.507-04:002011-10-11T10:06:22.507-04:00You forgot to mention when she took off her diaper...You forgot to mention when she took off her diaper and was grinding her asscrack against the doorknob on the entertainment center.<br /><br />You forgot to mention when she took off her diaper and stood in front of us slapping her vagina saying "tickle tickle."<br /><br />I really feel awkward sometimes, like it's funny, but I'm pretty sure Chris Hansen is going to come and have a chat with me at any second over some Mike's Hard Lemonade and cookies.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03490248458464589500noreply@blogger.com