tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post7130976097203143736..comments2023-10-23T13:52:16.597-04:00Comments on Nursery Rhymes and Curse Words: All I Want For Christmas is PooJaclynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-53406648154219640602011-12-26T19:23:11.750-05:002011-12-26T19:23:11.750-05:00@Marlene- I KNEW you could handle it :)
@Angie- ...@Marlene- I KNEW you could handle it :) <br /><br />@Angie- I really don't understand. It's fucking disgusting. And I feel like it's an insult to my vagina. Kinda like "no, let me put it in the TIGHT hole". Icky and insulting. Fuck that.<br /><br />@Rachel- DON'T DO IT! You don't want to set that kind of precedent.<br /><br />@Misty- I'm not the sexy lingerie type. And he gets BJs on the regular. You would think that I would get some sort of extra credit so I don't get my balls busted about not wanting to take it in the ass.<br /><br />@Megan- HA! I definitely don't want to have to use both hands. Wow. Everything about that sounded wrong. As an important side note, I'd like to say that I did NOT give up the butt for Christmas. But I did give up some regular sex. And I got my fucking period while he was banging me Christmas Eve. Awesome.<br /><br />@Gia- We are married. I think we made a video back when we first got together, but that is the kind of thing you only do before he puts a ring on it. Fuck that shit.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-32419432895926230872011-12-26T18:32:17.000-05:002011-12-26T18:32:17.000-05:00Hahahahah this made me laugh out loud and pretend ...Hahahahah this made me laugh out loud and pretend I was laughing at something else because my mom is in the room. I haven't let Boyfriend go to the back door yet, but he's been a knocking (wants to get a pinky in). <br /><br />Ummm how about something else sexy? Videotape it (if you haven't yet)? Buy those kits where you can make a mold of your ladyparts for him? Dunno, sorry.Giahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-7403516638683719342011-12-26T13:27:38.752-05:002011-12-26T13:27:38.752-05:00Seriously I think that anal is on every man's ...Seriously I think that anal is on every man's Christmas wish list. I want an iPad. He's not getting anal and I'm not getting an iPad.<br />Don't do it. If you do, then you lose a couple of fingers in an industrial accident, you will have to use two hands to count the times you let him in the back door.<br />Why is that a pleasure spot for men? Sick!<br />Hugs<br />MeganAbsoluteMommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09316263511770775288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-57534735160173394862011-12-20T17:32:58.148-05:002011-12-20T17:32:58.148-05:00i'm with @misty... nothing says "i love y...i'm with @misty... nothing says "i love you, merry christmas" like sexual violence. cause i'm sorry, if you cry like a bitch anytime he does that to you, it is some kind of abuse imho.<br /><br />and mike is just trying to shelter his mom... maybe he doesn't remember who taught us what Arabian Goggles were at Mother's Day Brunch!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03490248458464589500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-79709623530072470102011-12-20T14:02:05.223-05:002011-12-20T14:02:05.223-05:00Would a BJ suffice? Maybe a really sexy lingerie ...Would a BJ suffice? Maybe a really sexy lingerie clad dance? <br /><br />What is it with men and wanting to anally violate women? Is it the riske factor? The feeling of power? What the hell is the dealio?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-13494006582120367972011-12-20T13:55:28.286-05:002011-12-20T13:55:28.286-05:00My husband is the same way. Buys himself little th...My husband is the same way. Buys himself little things, wants me to buy the big things for Christmas. And I try to, because he kind of deserves it. I didn't get him much this year and now I'm thinking of using your "idea" to save some money.<br /><br />Although then he'd be begging for it for every holiday. "Martin Luther King day? Let's do it!" ...no.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-18233577063457863212011-12-19T21:51:39.264-05:002011-12-19T21:51:39.264-05:00My husband is obsessed with the pooper, and my fig...My husband is obsessed with the pooper, and my figure ties yours. Ugh, so awful. He is not getting the Christmas gift of butt love.Mother Knows Best Reviewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07127811116486063201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-2640577731512390292011-12-19T21:15:54.809-05:002011-12-19T21:15:54.809-05:00Uhhh.. The perfect gift is to buy him a blow up do...Uhhh.. The perfect gift is to buy him a blow up doll and let him have his way with her! And don't worry...I may be old but I still have the same perverted mind that I did when I was younger...Michael don't you always say that's where you get it from? LOLMarlenenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-32112883009470083832011-12-19T19:47:05.338-05:002011-12-19T19:47:05.338-05:00@Nadine- I think we know who is getting a "fl...@Nadine- I think we know who is getting a "fleshlight" for Christmas and it isn't Rodolfo.<br /><br />@Mandi- I'm glad you enjoyed it. One of my friends just sent me a very horrified text because his mom also reads my blog. And thanks for the suggestions!Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-28971230856123861282011-12-19T18:48:41.780-05:002011-12-19T18:48:41.780-05:00Also, I recommend both this:
http://www.retro-sig...Also, I recommend both this:<br /><br />http://www.retro-signs-n-more.net/images/_products/retrosigns/XL1545.jpg<br /><br />and this:<br />http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/pnid/214/nid/217/pid/1572<br /><br />You may actually enjoy it then. You have my personal recommendation and seal of approval.Mandi E.http://www.everythingertel.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-45171174945334798802011-12-19T18:42:36.914-05:002011-12-19T18:42:36.914-05:00That was both hilarious and disturbing all at the ...That was both hilarious and disturbing all at the same time. I love you tremendously for the phlegm that dislodged in my chest from laughing so hard, that's how awesome you are.Mandi E,http://www.everythingertel.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-24500265099845349202011-12-19T18:02:46.723-05:002011-12-19T18:02:46.723-05:00Give him a Fleshlight and a Snuggie and a Chia Pet...Give him a Fleshlight and a Snuggie and a Chia Pet.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03490248458464589500noreply@blogger.com