tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post7714185057466496474..comments2023-10-23T13:52:16.597-04:00Comments on Nursery Rhymes and Curse Words: A Pot to Piss InJaclynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-42935181347206126082011-11-16T09:14:06.537-05:002011-11-16T09:14:06.537-05:00@Elliot- You are definitely going to need a strong...@Elliot- You are definitely going to need a stronger stomach if you plan to read my blog. I'm generally pretty disgusting.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-31415869433238561742011-11-15T23:08:46.096-05:002011-11-15T23:08:46.096-05:00brb, gonna go barf
+followedbrb, gonna go barf<br />+followedElliot MacLeod-Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03101422996950773526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-42007199919655551472011-11-15T11:45:37.318-05:002011-11-15T11:45:37.318-05:00@FDN this is exactly the kind of shit Caitlyn does...@FDN this is exactly the kind of shit Caitlyn does. Like she thinks she is being funny or cute when she pisses on things and just looks at me with this expression on her face when I catch her- how to even explain it- like "TA-DA!!". That's it. I'm pretty sure if she was old enough to know how to do jazz hands, she would be doing that every single time. Jazz hands piss time.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-46523812644297671922011-11-14T01:10:48.615-05:002011-11-14T01:10:48.615-05:00When we were training my niece to pee in the bowl ...When we were training my niece to pee in the bowl (because it took 4 of us. Her mom, her dad, me and *my* mother) she would walk around with this look on her face, and then go and pee on the actual dog. <br /><br />Or she'd climb up on your lap, snuggle you and make you think it was a fantastic cuddle cute moment until you felt the warmth on your leg. Those were always the best moments, and everyone quickly learnd to travel with extra clothing.Front Desk Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07585215001565044222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-20303991893937882682011-11-13T13:25:30.860-05:002011-11-13T13:25:30.860-05:00@WTD - I may not be cleaning up as many diapers, b...@WTD - I may not be cleaning up as many diapers, but I'm picking up 3 times as much dog shit, so I think it balances out. As far as Caitlyn goes, I'm definitely not pushing her, but it's fucking annoying when she refuses to keep a diaper on then randomly pisses on things. Two days ago I found her in a corner, her leg lifted- LIFTED LIKE A DOG- pissing on my rug. I did not figure "don't pee like the dog" into my potty training game plan.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-6927248690321801422011-11-13T06:05:55.280-05:002011-11-13T06:05:55.280-05:00Having successfully "trained" two human ...Having successfully "trained" two human beings to use the potty, I have to say that I have no advice for you.<br /><br />Other than let her do things in her own time. Right now my main concern is when my kids will be able to ride a bike /swim. A friend of mine asked me if I knew anyone who tried to ride a bike and never learned to do it. Ditto with peeing and pooping in the toilet. <br /><br />Eventually, it will come. But if you push them too much, it won't come. Sometimes they develop nasty complexes, and you don't want that. 18 months may be too early.<br /><br />I think you have an awesome dog, though. If you play it right you won't ever have to clean up a diaper again, you know?<br /><br />Good luckwagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-44371214263958734572011-11-11T23:15:30.934-05:002011-11-11T23:15:30.934-05:00Don't be fooled, Angie. Caitlyn throws a littl...Don't be fooled, Angie. Caitlyn throws a little hissy every time I put a diaper on her too.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1985317784245198276.post-13705817707775005692011-11-11T21:39:21.923-05:002011-11-11T21:39:21.923-05:00Caitlyn is a fricking rock star! I am amazed, Ali...Caitlyn is a fricking rock star! I am amazed, Alice still battles us at diaper changes as if we were using cut glass instead of diaper wipes.Mother Knows Best Reviewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07127811116486063201noreply@blogger.com