Thursday, January 20, 2011

Jaclyn 18, Uterus 1

Dear Uterus,
We had a good run. 18 months without a period, that's pretty impressive. I mean, sure I spent about half that time hooked up to a machine that drained milk from my tits, but hey, at least I wasn't staining my underwear. I knew it couldn't last.

Love,
Jaclyn

P.S. Fucking up my milk supply was sort of unnecessary by the way. You don't need to be a bitch about it.

3 comments:

AKD said...

Oh, no. :( Hopefully it's quick and easy. :(

Elizabeth-Flourish in Progress said...

Yeah man, what a bitch. Screwing with the milk is so overkill.

Jaclyn 18 (+1 for just being hilarious)
Uterus A BIG FAT 0

Nadine said...

Thanks a lot for making my uterus synch up with yours. Rude.