Dear Uterus,
We had a good run. 18 months without a period, that's pretty impressive. I mean, sure I spent about half that time hooked up to a machine that drained milk from my tits, but hey, at least I wasn't staining my underwear. I knew it couldn't last.
Love,
Jaclyn
P.S. Fucking up my milk supply was sort of unnecessary by the way. You don't need to be a bitch about it.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
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3 comments:
Oh, no. :( Hopefully it's quick and easy. :(
Yeah man, what a bitch. Screwing with the milk is so overkill.
Jaclyn 18 (+1 for just being hilarious)
Uterus A BIG FAT 0
Thanks a lot for making my uterus synch up with yours. Rude.
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